UPPERS AND DOWNERS
The UK Top 40 charts from next week to include YouTube hits. You know, those hits you can buy on a South American website for £300 per million.
Darius & The Deconstruction Of The Weird Black Dude.
Are you really a DJ if don’t wear sunglasses and your hood up on the plane to Ibiza?
Wilson and Anthony Bourdain in the same week
Agents who won’t answer even answer emails from the promoters they were pleading with on their DJ’s way up
Stardust @ Shindig festival. Intense love
Alan Hansen – "No, I didn't say 'kids'."
Diego two watches
Creatures outdoor parties. Full Mad Max with a low dodger count
Dogs so big you wonder why the owners ain't riding them
Stick up kids
DJs using the booth as a social media ‘next gig' opportunity
Dior Homme SS19 – Kim Jones' love letter to timeless luxury
Hearing THAT Coltrane discovery on Gilles' show for the first time
BoJo failing to protect his local voters. Standard
Thug Realness at the Dorien Corey Ball
Panto season is back in the heavyweight division
Arthurs Landing - Love Dancing (surely record of the summer )
Japan’s World Cup shirt pissing allover Nigeria's bad hipster one
Pharma Bro – still at it
Why did the Novichok run out when Robbie Williams turned up
When your Google pebble starts chatting to the TV - proper Westworld shit
Smiley not snide 2018
Roy Keane – the bloke who corners you at the bar while you're coming up and talks about his dad's cancer
FB Snides throwing out fishing bait to attract wrong un’s
Salah’s ‘Injury ‘
‘Labour Live turnout' – this year's version of ‘Its all gone Pete Tong ‘
Clutch Cafe giving Son of a Stag a run for its Yen
Crowds using those big house/techno events as nothing more than social media opportunities
Great pals - old and new
Pillow Heat in Clapton
House of Miyake and Mugler
Austin Auto on Me Me Me
Everybody's young un’s doing so well. Graft pays off.
That version of Paint it Black in Akane no Mai
November mid-terms - ‘Make America Sane Again ‘
Eddie Marsan a true Twitter Don
Still getting excited when Andrew texts he’s ‘digging your new record ‘
Sun Surf X Snoopy collab
Tatts and beards so ovah